So the asshole sent me a text, “Merry Christmas”.
I replied (not ver batim because I already deleted the the texts and his number), “My biggest fault is communication. I’m sorry I acted that way. A lot of things bothered me on Friday. Merry Christmas to you too.” My reasoning for sending this was NOT to hookup again or become chummy friends. I wanted to give him an explanation as to why I ignored him the next day. Figured we’d converse and then part ways for like – ever.
His reply (ver batim because I forwarded it to my bff so she and I could be righteously pissed off together), “Nope. I asked you not talk to me again. Now please respect that and go away for good you fat sack of ugly shit.”
Yep. He’s a keeper. He never asked me to never to talk to him again, but I certainly won’t deny him that. I graciously bow out and choose not to let that douche bag ruin my day.
(Some) Men are assholes.