Oh my, my.
Yesterday I posted a full-body selfie on Facebook. I haven’t done so in a while because, let’s face it, when I get depressed, I gain weight. So, I’ve lost **almost** all that I gained from August through beginning of January. Anyway, I don’t think I’ve ever had so many “likes” on a fb pic before… and then I had a few comments:
My dad’s sister: Looking great!
My mom’s mom: Feeling good–looking good! Hope to see you in a couple weeks!
My sister: And even with flip flops! 🙂
Jimmy: Looking fine! I would totally hit that! lol… Miss ya Gizah!
Me: Oh Jimmy… lol. Smh. Thanks everyone!
Jimmy: I’m serious Gizah. You are looking really good! So how have you been these days? Where are ya living?
BFF: Looking great! I love that shirt, btw.
At this point I just decided to text Jimmy. I haven’t talked to him in a couple of years…
Me: You would post that comment on my page. Lol. Where everyone (including my gma) can see. LOL!!
Me: Of course my gma probably has no idea what that means. 😛
Jimmy: I hope that I don’t get you in any kind of trouble! I never thought of that. 😦
Me: Nah, it’s all good. Lol. I live in Ghetto Town on the other side of the state.
Then Jimmy and I talked about our respective love lives or lack thereof… and respective social/work lives… I had apologized for using a bunch of profanity in one text (he knew me before I turned into a sailor).
Jimmy: No, dammit, you need to swear! Lol
Jimmy: Lol! Exactly what I wish to be doing right now! Lol
Me: Who wouldn’t want to be doing that? Lol
I was thinking to myself at this point that I tend to attract the most sexually inclined guys… Like, why do my conversations ALWAYS turn to sex? Am I just that sexual? Am I a complete slut through and through? The thing is, I love sex. I love sex so much and I get so, very little. I’ve thought about seeking out a new FWB (or perhaps an additional one), but I don’t want to be *that* woman – the one who sleeps with any man that walks by. I’m not like that
anymore. I like to be a one-man woman, even when I’m not in a relationship. And I don’t want to bounce from one hard dick to another.
So yeah, Jimmy would totally hit that… And I really appreciate the compliment (seriously blushed when I read that comment). And while I really, really, really want more frequent sexy time, I will stick with my vibrating friends and home that Ted can come over soon.
On another note, I met with the lady that was my Pure Romance consultant at the last party I attended. Ladies and gentlemen, I am going to be a Pure Romance consultant, too! I’m soooo excited!! 😀
More info will be coming soon. 😉