I have excessive ear wax.  This is another weird one.  Ha!  Seriously though, I have to wear ear plugs while showering to avoid ear infections.  When I take the ear plugs out, ear wax is usually clinging to them.  Every so often I have to go to my ENT to get ear wax sucked (yes, sucked) out of my ears…  **sigh**  Also, q-tips are bad.  Sometimes my excessive ear wax builds up and causes pain.  If I can’t get in to the doctor I have ear drops that will soften and then (ahem) drain the wax…

Yeah, I know.  Gross.

But real.