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Me: I’m sorry my sex drive is higher than yours.

Marshall: Not it’s not.

Me: Um, yes it is.

Marshall: How would you know?

Me: Our relationship.

Marshall: That was just our relationship.

Wtf dude?!  You truly just didn’t want to sleep with me?  Like really?  Were you getting it from other girls?  Because no one who has a high sex drive just doesn’t want sex with his gf without getting it from elsewhere.  I never cheated, but damn I really hated the dry spells.  And I masturbated all the time!  I know he did too… but still.  Doesn’t make any sense at all to me!  Sigh.