Me: I’m sorry my sex drive is higher than yours.
Marshall: Not it’s not.
Me: Um, yes it is.
Marshall: How would you know?
Me: Our relationship.
Marshall: That was just our relationship.
Wtf dude?! You truly just didn’t want to sleep with me? Like really? Were you getting it from other girls? Because no one who has a high sex drive just doesn’t want sex with his gf without getting it from elsewhere. I never cheated, but damn I really hated the dry spells. And I masturbated all the time! I know he did too… but still. Doesn’t make any sense at all to me! Sigh.