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So, the guy from Friday came over again last night.  During the foreplay I mentioned that he has a nice dick.  He remarked that he feels like he is too small.  Really, he is perfectly average, which is my favorite kind of dick.  So, we have sex, he goes to the bathroom to take care of the condom (safety first) and wash up.  He comes back and says, “You’re bleeding a little.”  I replied, “Oh.  Sorry.  Must be starting my period.”  Then he grins and says, “Or maybe you tore from my big dick.”

BAHAHAHA!!

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